True Quotes from Induhviduals

• "It's an exercise in fertility."
• "Hindsight is 50-50."
• "Just use your own excretion."
• "You are never going to fail unless you try."
• "Today is like the day Rome was built in. We can't afford to have any fiddlers."
• "The project is going down the toilet in flames."
• "He might be barking at a red herring."
• "You're treading on thin water."
• I think he meant we should cross our T's and dot our I's but it came out this way: "Be sure we all cross our eyes."
• "He's as deaf as a bat."
• "We don't want to stick our necks out and get our asses chopped off."
• "I gave him a real mouthful."
• "I really took the bull by the hands."
• "He doesn't know his hole from an ass in the ground."
• "You should talk to her. She is a minefield of information."
• "I can't remember but it's right on the tip of my head!"
• "You can lead a pig to pearls..." and then he trailed off.
• "Thanksgiving is early this year because the first Thursday fell on a Monday."
• "The skeleton is there. You just have to sharpen it and put the decorations on the tree."
• "We need an escape goat."