How To Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet bowl.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water.
3. Obtain the cat and carry it to the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the the toilet and close both lids down, (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge of the toilet as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find.
5. Flush the toilet three to four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

   Sincerely,
   The DOG