Two rednecks, Bubba & Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple bottles of Bud. The passenger said "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry," says Earl. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads and toss the bottles under the seat."
"What's that fer?" whined Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin," says Earl.
They finished their beers, stuck the label on their head and tossed the bottles under the seat. When they reached the roadblock, the police pulled them over and asked "you boys been drinkin'?"
"No, Sir," said Earl, "we're on the patch."