The future of "I give" is "I take."
The parts of speech are lungs and air.
The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
A census taker is man who goes from house to house
increasing the population.
Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin
is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
(Define H2O and CO2.) H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold
water.
A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never
set foot.
The general direction of the Alps is straight up.
A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then
forcing it through an aviator.
Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris.
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12
oppossums.
The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits
on the top and you sit on the bottom.
We do not raise silk worms in the United States, because we
get our silk from rayon. He is a larger worm and gives more
silk.
One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
A scout obeys all to whom obedience is due and respects all
duly constipated authorities.
One by-product of raising cattle is calves.
To prevent head colds, use an agonizer to spray into the
nose until it drips into the throat.
The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
The climate is hottest next to the Creator.
Oliver Cromwell had a large red nose, but under it were
deeply religious feelings.
The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular
at the top and plural at the bottom.
Syntax is all the money collected at the church from
sinners.
The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one
leg and up the other.
In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
Iron was discovered because someone smelting it.
In the middle of the 18th century, all the morons moved to
Utah.
A person should take a bath once in the summer, not so often
in the winter.
