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These jokes/stories are collections that I have obtained from friends over the years. In many cases I don't know the author or even the source of where they came from, so don't ask! You'll find that many probably aren't humerous, but too bad... I have a sick sense of humor, so you can suffer. I at least rated these jokes by the color of the dot that they have received. Now, are you ready for:

JOKE TIME

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A. = Fantastic!
B. = Humorous
C. = Good
D. = Not So Good
F. = Only If You're Bored

Not Rated. = On the serious side

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Tests, Studies, and Occupations

A. Artifacts Lie in the Eye of the Beholder
A. The Official Moron Test
C. Engineering the Human Body
B. Illegal Nerd Baiting
B. An Engineer's Bet
A. High Speed Chickens!
C. Computer Monkeys
C. The Night Before Finals
A. Three Engineers vs. Three Mathematicians
A. Math High School Proficiency Exam
A. Final Exam
C. Tough College Entrance Exam Questions
D. What the Professor Really Means
B. A Doctor, a Lawyer, and an Engineer...
A. The Bricklayer's Report
B. Engineers are Important, Too!
B. Stupid Criminals Hall of Shame
B. Foolish Acts
C. Stupid Headlines
C. More Stupid Headlines
B. You May Be an Engineer if...
B. What if Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing?
B. Washington Post: Silly Contest
C. The Engineer in Hell
C. Cool Corporate Lingo
B. Dilbert's Laws of Work
C. 5 surgeons taking a coffee break...
B. Engineers Explained
B. Jeff Foxworthy's Quiz for Engineers

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Politically Incorrect...

C. The Ant & The Grasshopper
C. The Farmer and the Blonde
B. Man's 25 Rules for Women
B. Politically Correct Version of Little Red Riding Hood
B. Revision Of Snow White
B. If I Had Two Cows
C. Bill's Prostitute
C. Hilary's a What?
C. The Democratic Puppies
C. Bill and the Magic Genie
C. Boys Save Clinton
B. Letters to Welfare
A. Lawyers and Politicians
A. How to Tell Democrats From Republicans
B. A Politically Correct Lawyer's Christmas
B. Noah and the Ark (as it would be now)

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Religious Humor

C. I Believe!!
B. Golfer's Hell
B. Collection of Church Announcements
C. A Pastor Goes Visiting
B. Why God Never Received Tenure
C. 12 Reasons Why a Local Clergyman Stopped Attending Athletic Constests
C. Peanut m&m's

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Sick Computer Humor

B. If Microsoft Built Cars...
S. Bill's Pie Toss (-Screen Saver-)
C. How Many Microsoft Programmers Does It Take...
B. If Microsoft Built Cars
C. How Things Would Be Different If Microsoft Were Located In Georgia!
B. Are Computers Male or Female?
B. Evolution of the System Administrator
C. Evloution of a Programmer
C. Clinton, Yeltsin, and Gates meet God
B. Bill Gates Visits the Afterworld
D. Jokes about Intel's Pentium
C. Watch for these Viruses
C. Is Windows A Virus?
B. Crappy AOL Disks
B. Five reasons computers must be female...
A. True Computer Support Stories
C. Jokes about Windows / Win95
C. Redneck Computer Lingo
C. Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner Product

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Other Junk (but probably funnier)

B. How To Clean A Cat
C. The Funeral March
B. A little New Mexican Attitude
C. Ghandi meets Mary Poppins
A. You're a Jack*&$
C. Car Loan
A. The Darwin Awards
B. Wrong Telephone Number
C. A Boy and his Frog
C. On Trial for Murder
Not Rated. Little Truisms
C. The Miraculous Hamster
C. Wacky Irony
C. Just Like a Man!!
A. The 1997 Darwin Awards
B. Interesting Situations
C. Beer and Ice Cream Diet
A. A Really Bad Day
A. Here Kitty, Kitty
A. Cleaner Polishes Off Patients
A. The Rat in the Tailpipe
A. Accidental Accident Reports
B. Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide
D. The Bass Strings in Beethoven's Ninth
B. 27 Good Reasons Why A Beer is Better Than a Woman
F. Missouri Blondes
F. The Vampire's Tea
B. What Women Really Mean
A. The Rules Involved In A Good, Working Relationship
B. Women Jokes
C. More Than Fifty Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates
C. Common Lies You Should Avoid
C. Kids Say The Darndest Things
B. Young Turbo Man vs. Oldman Moped
B. Why Stay Single
C. The Engineer's Song
B. The Diary of a Mad Digital Homeowner
B. If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek: the Next Generation...
A. Good Phone Lines?
A. Places not to Urinate
A. 14 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
A. The Epic of the Baked Beans
C. Top 16 Ways to Tell if a Redneck is Working at a Computer in your Office
B. Rednecks Driving Drunk
C. Redneck Etiquette
B. Seinfeldisms...
B. Parrot for Dinner

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Lawyer Jokes

1. Stupid Attorney

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